Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.

'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'

by Vinylist January 19, 2014

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nani the fuck

The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.

Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"

by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017

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pink fuck

A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.

Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.

by KrispyDymond May 3, 2018

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Jam Fuck

The Jam fuck is a sex position where the man is laying down, somewhat like reverse cow, but the woman is not on her shins, rather she is on her feet. Works well for people with curved up dicks, like James English.

Ok baby, let’s get into Jam fuck position

by Isaiah Miranda April 3, 2021

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