fumble unit

a word that you call your friends if they are being really dumb

oi tahlia.. jessica is the biggest fumble unit

by maddiii.mae May 17, 2016

freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.

Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”

by Mopatt October 5, 2018

Finger Fumble

When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!

Amy: So how was your night with Benny?

Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..

Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!

by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009

Snack fumble

When you reach into a bag of snack mix and the pieces keep sliding out of your fingers so you end up touching every single piece of the snack mix

I'd stay away from that bowl of nuts, I totally saw Jim sneeze in his hand and then snack fumble.

by DrDiggleDuggle January 16, 2017

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

fumble six

A fumble six is the occurrence in American Football when the offensive player fumbles the ball, and a defensive player picks up the ball and returns it for a touchdown. Hence the six, for a touchdown is worth six points.

Ex 1: Dude I destroyed you in Madden 12! I got like 5 fumble sixes!

Ex 2: The highlight of the player's career was when he got a fumble six.

by FUMBLE SIX! June 6, 2012

fumble tokens

Permission granted for sexual favours based on good deeds.

I bought my girlfriend an iPod for her birthday, which should earn me quite a few fumble tokens.

by Dave Kr February 5, 2007