fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

Fumbered

The act of being overly fumber, such as in inhalation of too much of the sweet chung (marijuana) or drinking too much to the point where you put your shoes in the blender. This word comes from the ancient dictions of the Balfaic Ochungus who lives in Mount Ochungus.

Bro, last night I was so fumbered, I saw a flat bunger.

by Cecil O'Chungus May 2, 2018

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Non fumbling of the bag

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs

*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*

by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022

Butt Fumble

When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.

Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".

by Triplstx January 22, 2014

Fumbleball

Also known as the Jumping Fairies League but better known as Australian Football or AFL and is even worse in the wet.

Gary Ablott Jr is the best Fumbleballer.

by elidecelis September 26, 2009

rock fumbler

one who constantly messes up, and is not good at life.

That kid ben is the biggest rock fumbler ever; he sucks at every sport.

by He hu dont fumble da rock October 18, 2007