Fubbernucked

Fubbernucked is what you say in public if you don't wanna say the "f" word.

A: The teacher talked with my dad about my previous test.
B: You really are fubbernucked this time.

by MegaSushiMan January 6, 2017

Penis Fumbler

A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed

"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"

by mea mc November 17, 2011

Cheeky Fumble

When you go back to someone's house having pulled them, but go no further than passionate kissing. This will usually result in love bites and build up of sexual tension, but no touching or insertion of the penis.

Guy 1 : Hey, Did you hear about X's Cheeky Fumble Last Night?
Guy 2 : Yeah his Neck's a right state, although they didn't go any further than kissing!
Guy 1 : I'm kind of Jealous

by LT101 April 4, 2013

fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

by Brad22 February 16, 2008

fumbleage

the dropping of a catch in a game of sport. mainly cricket or a goalkeeper in a game of football.

simon has dropped that catch. "good fumbleage" chortled paul.

by charlie egleton August 17, 2008

Fumbledumble

An embarrassing mistake made while playing the viola. More often than not, Fumbledumbles occur while playing the easiest part of the entire composition.

Teacher: "Wait, wait, stop!! Did you honestly just play an F sharp?!?"

Student: "Yes..."

Teacher: "But it's a C Major scale!!"

Together: "Oops!! Fumbledumble!!"

by Wataru June 29, 2008

cock fumble

when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor

Last night, I had such a bad cock fumble that I needed to change my pants.

by I Need Velcro November 19, 2010