Flogin

To lie for no reason all the time.

James: Mane, I just played God of War all night?
Tony: I thought you had a Xbox?
James: I do!
Tony: But its only available on Playstation! Stop Flogin!

by yungknicca September 29, 2015

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

floggo

Someone who pisses with their pants around their ankles

Look at that floggo pissing, he must have a massive cock.

Morgs is a massive floggo, doesn't she know what a zip is?

by Campaigner February 27, 2015

Flog Gnaw

Used by rap group OFWGKTADGAF. It is "Golf Wang" backwards, which they call themselves sometimes instead of "Wolf Gang."

Person 1:"Wolf Gang all the way!"
Person 2: "No, it's Golf Wang now." "
Person 3: "Flog Gnaw, bitches!"

by OddFutureSarah February 14, 2012

Flogstomple

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.

"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"

by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014

Flogging Tonsils

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.

I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

bog flog

A bog flog is when you masturbate on the toilet while talking a shit

Joe: I just need to go for a bog flog
Dave: Too much information dude

by majestic uber April 15, 2014