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Frontage

The act of rubbing a dick with a cookie
Yo! Bro was giving at mad frontage at the party!!
by Frontagelord!! October 28, 2022
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Fontage

a) A mishmash of files that clutter your desktop or file folders after you've downloaded all the fonts you can think of.

b) A work of art or writing that places most of its creative value in the use of many different font faces.
a) "Dude, I've got to reorganize these folders. It's just one big fontage in here."

b) "I suck at graphics, so I just made a big fontage for the t-shirt design contest."
by jack_in May 28, 2009
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Facial Frottage

Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.
While he was giving her facial frottage, Debbie let her BF finally slip it between her lips.
by CrotchGourmet October 9, 2021
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Frostage

Noun. A violent slamming together of the words 'friend' and 'hostage'. Used when someone you are friendly with is, either knowingly or unknowingly, keeping you in their company against your will. Usually results from a sense of cabin fever, where the two friends have been in each other's company for too long, but one of them just hasn't realised it yet.
Person 1: I'm hungover from the weekend and we've just been driving for four hours straight. I don't want to play croquet.

Person 2: But there's nobody else around to do anything with me. And we've been having a great time in each other's company, non stop for the last three days.

Person 1: Uh. (to the police via text) I am a frostage.
by Oignm October 18, 2008
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Frontage

Girl 1: I saw him naked.
Girl 2: did you see his frontage?
Girl 1: mmhmm.
by That Gurl 7 August 4, 2006
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frottage cheese

When you are fucking a woman, but both of you are kinda fat so your jelly roll is rubbing up against her muffin top, and the rhythmic undulation of humping is whipping up a frothy mixture of semen, sweat, and lube that resembles cottage cheese. You know what I'm talking about. All the juices and shit from the crotch area somehow creep up to the abdomen. I'm not a physicist-- I don't know how. All I know is that it tastes good if you use it as nacho dip.
How about me and you go out to McDonald's, grab a bite to eat, go to the movies, stop at a Wendy's on the way home, watch some Netflix, order a pizza, and end the night by whipping up some major frottage cheese.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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frontage

the amount of land that opens onto a road
B'jaysys but seamus's young one from back beyond has 20 acres of frontage
by Ruaidhri August 26, 2005
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