froned

Afro-owned.

DAMN, That nigga just got froned!

by jordanleeeeeeeee February 9, 2009

froede

when youre walking and a butt way to big for the girl's slight frame jumps out at you, at which point you follow her down the hallway with your head down and your class in the other direction...

-is that ali froede?

-no, its just her butt.

-nice.

by weighdingdingding July 11, 2009

forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

froted

F.R.O.T.E.D.- first run of the day (pronounced fro-ted) is when you are snowboarding/skiing a trail that has not been skiid yet that day.

dude#1. dude we totaly froted this trail today!
dude#2 ya dude ur right!

by aakemp January 28, 2008

fooked

conor McGregor trying to say fucked

the boxing shit is fooked I'm about to kick the fooker in his legs.

by flyod money mayweather September 12, 2017

Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"

by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021

Blunder fooked

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".

For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".

by Psychic Pscho February 28, 2009