Feldman frotteurism

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.

So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

Survival of the fittest

The Darwinian notion that only those traits best suited to perpetuate the species will endure to be passed along indefinitely from generation to generation while those traits most detrimental to the good of the species will be phased out after a few generations.

This preservation of favourable individual differences and variations, and the destruction of those which are injurious, I have called Natural Selection, or the Survival of the Fittest. - Charles Darwin, Origin of Species

by mta3000 October 19, 2010

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince August 12, 2008

torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

fritti

An adjective used to describe someone who is that of great ghettoness.

Yo dat bitch is mad fritti.

by Jamanda November 23, 2007

frotteur

A frotteur is a male who obtains sexual gratification by dry-humping; that is, rubbing his erect penis against the vulva of his girlfriend during which both are wearing underwear.

Tom was a frotteur. He dry-humped Megan on their first date.

by Cranberry Bob August 16, 2021