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southern curly fries 

Pubic dreadlocks, often due to lack of hygiene.
Zach: "Darwin, shave down there. You have some serious southern curly fries going on."

three fries short of a happy meal

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.
Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

refugee fries 

the french fries that fall out of their small bags into the main part of the big bag
you guys got orders of fries, I got dibs on the refugee fries!

Reject Fries

The french fries you occasionally get with your fast food meal that are either too limp to eat or overcooked.

Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs
I went to Mcdonald's and they were having an off day! Half of my fries were Reject Fries!
Reject Fries by ZakkyZebra February 27, 2010

freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.
I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.