shit freckles

If you are eating out a girls ass and she spray farts all over your face.

I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!

by b'out son February 5, 2010

fret freckle

Similar to a worry wart, somone who frets or worries all the time.

Jan turns into a real fret freckle when little Jimmy doesn't come home on time.

OR

Fret Freckle: Dude I forgot to do my homeowork!
Normal Person: Here, copy mine.

by Zeke LAD October 4, 2012

Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

freckle tits

1. a female who has freckles on their breasts
2. a redhaired woman
3. see firecrotch

Hey freckle tits, suck me off

by Freck May 5, 2004

freakazoid

a person, animal, or thing with outstanding, extreme, or unusual characteristics/skills

Michael was a basketball freakazoid who played his way to the top of the NBA.

Her convertible sports car was the freakazoid of the neighborhood.

The Smiths' freakazoid dalmation won its fifth straight dog show contest.

by Dr. Kevin L. Burke July 28, 2003

bowl freckler

Spattering diarrhea all over the inside of a toilet bowl, usually after consuming JoJo's savory wedges from a shittily maintained service deli. At $2.50 a pound, indigestion is cheaply purchased in a white bag at your local Vons.

I left a serious bowl freckler in the employee bathroom after grubbing a pound of those greasy ass potatoes.

by BES the man July 10, 2006

freckles

beauty marks

whoa no wonder shes beautiful, look at all those freckles!

by some hardcore girl April 1, 2004