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Fornication

When you take a vacation to stay home and play fortnite for a week straight
“Where is Brock I haven’t seen him at work?”

He is on fornication!
“Is he fucking out of wedlock?”
No
“Is he fucking himself?”
No,
He is at home playing fortnite
by Tabbber August 7, 2019
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fornication

a cochroach ,
serious, search fornication in google images
`` hello im a bug ``
by sofia March 14, 2004
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Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.
Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011
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cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
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fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak
she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection
by herpes_love April 2, 2011
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Ninety-Fournication

Definition:
94nication is the term Pink has used to describe the issue of trans girls automatically believing they're entitled to a physical relationship, particularly with other girls. The problem was initially rare, but occurred enough to receive its own namesake.

Origin:
The origins are unclear, but one was said to draw a certain distinction between regular women and trans women, denoted by the phrase, "A '4' is not the same as a '9'," -- you know, because sometimes a '4' can resemble a '9', but obviously a '4' is not a '9' from a factual standpoint, even if their differences contribute to their beauty.

Just put the numbers together, '9' and '4' to get '94'. Then be disgusted by the attitude some scrub could acquire if they became a trans woman, hence ninety-fournication.

Alternative:
If it isn't a trans woman in question, but a fem-boy that is putting forth a sense of wrongful entitlement, some have posited the use of the term 84nication. However, 84nication could also refer to guys with man-ginas who believe the fact that they have a vagina automatically entitles them to get physical with women.
Gamer: Good day.
Bloke: Hi.
Gamer: So how's your team in Pokemon Moon?
Bloke: Omg same. hey do u like 2 write yaoi 2??
Gamer: Not really but I--
Bloke: *porn anime spam* LET'S GO!
Woman: Oh, no. Looks we got a case of ninety-fournication.
Bloke: Wtf omg you lot are transphobic insensitive TROLLS@! MODS! MODS!
by NotMe11443611242639 December 19, 2019
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fornicating fido

What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
by victor musial December 13, 2008
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