Foreskin

Softer than Silk, Tighter than a chipotle burrito, and chewier than a gummy worm

His Foreskin got stuck in his fly

by Vespi October 31, 2021

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Foreskins

1. Washington Redskin fans who try in vain to live up to the winning tradition of the Dallas Cowboys and always have an excuse for being losers. Whenever discussing recent losses to the Cowboys, foreskins always seem to bring up the classic “what have you done for me lately” excuse most often, and of course, bring up the infamous “Santana Moss” game. This is always the case, despite the fact that the (fore) skins have only managed to beat the Cowboys 4 times in the last 14 games over the last 7 years. Way to go (fore) skins!! You won a game, and you suck!!!

2. Foreskins is also synonymous with Redskins.

Since the Cowboys entered the league in 1960, the Cowboys have more super bowl wins (5) than the (fore) skins (3), and a better overall head-to-head record by 19 games (55-36-2). The Cowboys have won 19 division titles and 10 conference championships in the last 47 years, while the (fore) skins have been in the NFL since 1937 (wait, let me do the math for (fore) skin fan, that’s 70 years) and have just 12 division tiles and 5 conference titles. Foreskins refuse to face the reality that what started with a fight over a song has turned into their worst nightmare. Face it foreskins; the (fore) skins will never be better than the “Boys!!!!!

Foreskins suck!!!

Recent Conversation with foreskin:

Cowboy fan: Wow congrats on finally winning a frickin’ game against us by 2 points.

Foreskins fan: Yeah we own you.

CF: Whatever, you won 1 game.

FF: Yeah, but it was great and we won!

CF: But we’ve beat you like 10 out of the last 14 games.

FF: Santana Moss baby!!!

CF: You are such a foreskin!!

by Sam W, Cowboy Fan June 5, 2007

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