serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.

person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard

by UM North Quad April 11, 2010

Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 17, 2012

smradko serious

when someone cant take a really good joke

How was the swimming Jeruzalem🏊 ♀️
I was not in Jeruzalem👺👺👺
Omg you are so smradko serious

by lajosszarkozy December 22, 2022

Coffee Serious

An adjective describing anything that is serious enough to discuss over coffee instead of alcohol.

"Hey, meet me at the cafe in 10 minutes, Bill got thrown in jail last night, this is coffee serious."

by thesecondcontrecoup June 16, 2009

serious sam

A kick ass FPS that has over 6000 monsters.
and some of the busses are over 100 feet.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

by B Fox January 11, 2008

yahoo serious

A guy who is a complete fuckwit . Loud mouth, has a large crop of hair, and wears loud clothing.

Check out yahoo serious over there! How can anyone take him seriously

by timbo6969 January 03, 2017