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Foon

Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
A few fragments still exist on you tube.
Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.
by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023
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Foon

Foon is caveman slang for food soon,

Most people that use this slang have fried there brains with the devils lettuce
Stonner 1 : Hey dude are we gonna grab somethin to eat yet
Stonner 2: yeah mate foon
by Awheebitofacookedcunt August 11, 2022
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Foon

Instead of a spork, it’s a foon. Sporks ain’t shit like what even is that
It’s a fork and a spoon mixed together to create “foon” much better than spork
by Better than sporks November 4, 2021
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Foon

The setting of the legendary podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern."

do yourself a favor and listen to it.
I am a resident of Foon, and my name is

USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH

REALM OF EPHYSIYIES

MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW

MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS

DEVOURER OF CHAOS

CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS

OF TERR'AKKAS

THE ELVES KNOW ME AS

FI'ANG YALOK

THE DWARES KNOW ME AS

ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES

I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS

GAISMUENAS MEISTAR

AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU

DO

NOT

EVEN

KNOW!
by blorp'iaf November 25, 2019
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Foon

A foon is a new way of saying 😺
Oi,you big fat foon
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Foon

A foon is a new word for a fanny
Oi ,you big fat foon
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foon

a synonym for spork that sounds retarded
Person 1: Hey dude could you pass the plastic foons?
Person 2: Wtf?
by @prezbez on twitter August 29, 2020
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