foofser

A term grandmothers use for flatulation

I foofsered in class today and everybody laughed at me and pointed and i cried.

by Foofsermama October 3, 2011

foofie puff

It is a soft and fluffy dog or kitten. Irresistible in nature, these anomalies have the overwhelming charms to subdue their masters and force them to cuddle them. The foofie puffs are so beautiful some people try to harvest their adorability factor for help with love. These special animals are now endangered with only a few thousand of the species left on this planet, but with your help we can save the foofie puffs and help them grow.

Oh, that foofie puff is so adorable I feel the need to cuddle and love it.

by Kamzone October 12, 2016

foolforseavey

a popular instagramer, who is an amazing fan account for the boy band why don’t we, she is also an amazing video editer!

i love @ foolforseavey ‘s account where she posts edits!

by jradreams August 31, 2018

Foodfeint

An egocentric tactic to increase one's chances of securing more food.

Inspiering constraint from overeating by appealing to conformity. Eg. by verbally announcing one's own intention to stop eating while helping oneself to a proclaimed last serving. Well knowing this to increase once chances of reaping yet another serving later on

Gorge noticed that the delicious buffet he so badly wanted for himself was almost empty. He figured out a cunning foodfeint

by Ratzeputz January 13, 2019

Foomie

The word Fool and Homie put together.

Aye Foomie, why you gotta be like that?

by Lil' Nayr January 5, 2008

Foofe

The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.

Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time.

Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass

by ManBearPig97531 November 4, 2010

flomf

flomf
v. flomfed, flomf·ing, flomfs
v.tr.
1. the act of vigorously penetrating a wet pussy with a hard cock
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
n.
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
(Originated in 2006, straight outta Watsonville)

While sitting in the car and comtemplating of fun things to do, Lorena told Ray, "Let's just go to my apartment and flomf."
"Motherflomfer!"

by LorenaG January 24, 2007