flumox

1) In a sticky situation, that is of great danger or potential embarrassment.

2) When something goes wrong and no other word can explain the annoyance.....Flumox

"Oh Flumox I forgot to clean out the fish... now he's gone..."
"So you lost the car in a bet..... What a flumox!"

by Ben Offiler January 2, 2009

flemo fuck

When a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his arse while wanking for pleasure

hmmmm that was a nice flemo fuck mammy, now clean the shit off my finger

by rikyv January 6, 2008

beef flume

a vagina

by shadow June 29, 2003

Log flume

A term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. This term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.

Manager: Did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that Technico had?
Neils: Not yet, I've taken them for a ride on the log flume until I can figure it out

by neilsonz January 20, 2009

flomo

A flomo is a flaming homosexual. They are outwardly gay and can be spotted from a mile away.

That guy has to be a flomo in the pink t-shirt

by blomo41 December 30, 2009

beef flume

see vagina

Were you guys chowin' down on beef flume?

by Adam Carolla June 29, 2003

Colombian Log Flume

A fetish act in which a person who is suffering from diarhea poops on the chest of another person. A third person then takes a "regular" dump on the chest. The turd slides down the trails of diarhea and slightly resembles a log flume.

"That girl I slept with last night had some crazy poop fetish. She wanted me to get another guy and have us give her a Colombian Log Flume."

by Sir Chico September 22, 2009