Flobbering

Uncontrollable flailing in a state of sheer, utter, spontaneous human laughing combustion, all while caught in an unexpected challenge.

-Morgan " Kirsten jump over the moon!!!"
-Kirsten " WHAT???!!!!??" *begins uncontrollable flailing in a state of sheer, utter, spontaneous human laughing combustion, when caught in the face of this unexpected challenge*

- Morgan "Oh no, Kirsten! You flobbering again!!!"

by KatAC May 31, 2009

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

flemmering

The act of sucking semen from any anal cavity once it has be re-entered into the Flemmer's anus. It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Did you hear Brian and his husband got caught Flemmering in his truck down by the river?

by BurtMcCracken60 June 6, 2017

Fluntering

A mixture of fucking with and having banter with a person

“U have a big head” Don’t worry I’m only joking I’m just fluntering with you

by Googlecreator November 18, 2018

Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.

The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".

by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020

flumbersnazle

When you is yes but uh-huh

me: flumbersnazle
you: (points finger to the sky) yEs

by losjkdnfjkonjncwne January 4, 2021

Slumbering

(Verb) The act of sleeping

I love slumbering

by Mwolf68 November 4, 2021