Skinny Flub

This is the point in a young wipper snapper's life when his skinny but untoned body starts to show the wear and tear of a decreasing metabolism. Love handles grow; nipples droop; two pack slouches into a blob. All together this is the most unattractive form of fat because he isn't fat enough to be cute.

You may notice that all the personal pronouns are masculine - this type of fat is not possible for females as they just become chubby.

Nick: Beach it?
Alex: Nah...
Nick: Man, come on.. Babes!
Alex: I can't man, not looking so hot...
Nick: What you mean, looking the same to me?
Alex: Nope, I'm drooping all over... I'm rocking skinny flub!

by softerside January 26, 2011

flubber tits

A fat bastard with a weight problem.

Mike J.

by SF March 25, 2003

Flubbergast

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.

Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.

by Graham G. April 6, 2008

flub club

less hurtful way of saying someone is fat.

1. That girl right there, yeah she's in the flub club.

2. There will be a flub club meeting after school... at McDonald's.

by skinnyskank January 9, 2011

FlubberFucker

Someone who masturbates with some type of rubber.

I'm a flubberfucker too.

by OMFGHello969 October 25, 2017

flubberbucket

It's basically a casual insult
If someone insults you and you want to get them back, but don't want to hurt their feelings too badly, just "flubberbucket" them ;)

BFF- You're stupid
Me- Well, you're a flubberbucket

by flubberbucket inc. December 19, 2014

flubber

A blob of slimy goo that defies gravity. Ranged in color from black to lime-green. Makes cars fly and basketball players jump to stupefying heights. From FLying rUBBER.

That's exactly what it is. Flying rubber. IT'S FLUBBER!!

by Chad February 13, 2004