florida

A state with two seasons... Summer and January 14th.

I went to Florida for Christmas break... It felt like I was there for SPRING Break.

by Ryan DeBrowne February 26, 2005

Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

Florida Man Fuel

Methamphetamine or Meth. Used by Florida Man to maintain his rigorous schedule of robbing fast-food restaurants and committing insurance fraud.

Orlando police pulled over a van with 601 pounds of Florida Man Fuel hidden in the back

by Plura Entropy August 2, 2019

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.

Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!

by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020

Florida Ma'am

Florida Ma'am is kin to the infamous Florida Man. She could be his cousin, sister, maw maw or next ex wife. She's bold and brazen, tough and beautiful. She knows her way around the Everglades of Florida and has even been known to hang with Skunk Ape himself. She's a lady for certain but will defend what she loves at all cost and look beautiful while doing it! Like a panther to milk, men want her and women want to be her. She's the gator ridin', possum' toting, beer drankin', snake charmin', Queen of the Swamp!

That damn Florida Ma'am!
Check out Florida Ma'am and her gator wrasslin' exhibt!
All the men want a Florida Ma'am!
Florida Ma'am, hold my beer!
I wish I could be a Florida Ma'am

In today's news, Florida Ma'am shows off her collection of pet raccoons she rescued

Florida Ma'am for Governor!
He left me for a Florida Ma'am!

by Vagabond Vixen November 30, 2021

South Florida Math

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

by Benourtney October 13, 2012