Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.

We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.

by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

Floast

Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.

I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.

by Macca81 August 26, 2014

fousting

Also: Usually .01 grams of crack or less. A German unit of measure equal to enough to field test and enough to turn in as evidence.

Officer D: "Hey can you field test some drugs for me?"
Officer G: "Sure! What did you get?"
Officer D: "Here check it out."

Officer G: "HOLY CRAP! Where is it?"
Officer D: "I know, I know, this guy just tried to eat a big rock, so all I could get on him was this fousting of crack."
Officer G: "Sounds like your suspect just got fousted!"

by Satin Latin June 19, 2010

flustered

Being confused, agitated, caught off-guard, tripped up, screwed, chopped, and/or screened before/after being styled on

Brandon got is going to be flustered after I style on him. Meny had some fluster farms chickens for breakfast and now he's all flustered.

by mistamagic November 27, 2012

flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.

Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.

by ios37 October 17, 2011

Fousty

Digusting/Vile.

Mouldy food = That's fousty.

You have a killer hangover = I'm feeling fousty.

by mybu February 20, 2010

Fousted

Fousted
pronounced fouwsted
Verb
The act of having a Fousting of illegal drugs found in your car or on your person and being charged with drug possession because of it.

I got a 3 year sentence because the cops fousted me last month.

by okiecop December 14, 2009