Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.

After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.

by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.

B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

not shark or flounder

not a predator but not gonna get walked on either

The boss trusts Brad to take care of his business, he's not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

flounder grip

When a hand gun is held over the head, with the hand oriented palm down, so that the gun is on its side.
This is called the flounder grip, as the sites will eventually migrate to the side of the slide, and once again be on the top, much like a flounder's eyes migrate to the side of the flounder's head so that the eyes are both on top.

See any armed robbery movie footage, or flounder photos from nature documentaries.

"The bank robber was holding the gun in a flounder grip, surely to stike fear in his victims with his certainty of aim."

by William Maderas May 8, 2008

flonger

its better than a flange

you can do it you flonger!

gooarrrn my flonger!

by ishie and guy June 2, 2009

flounder fuck

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that the penis turns into a fish and swims through the vagina.

Jhon:Dude guese what.
Joe:what?
Jhon:Me and Shania are gonna flounder fuck tonite.

by Alien have no butholes November 7, 2016

Flonge

You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.

Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.

by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019