Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

Florida

Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.

Florida was beautiful, till you fuckers desided to come polute it.

by Master, Ruler of all things July 29, 2005

in florida

In rehab

Guy1: Where is Johnny?
Guy1: He is in Florida again

by Jaq: Your Friendly Bisexual ♂ June 2, 2018

Florida

Some crazy place where people are uneducated and thick headed.

Florida man fucks tree in park

by Sellout btw July 2, 2020

Florida

the most southern part of kentucky and the most northern part of havana, cuba.

florida=jacksonville and miami

by robocop911 November 20, 2009

Florida

My own personal hell. A place for the newly wed, and the nearly dead. It's an okay vacation spot, but when you move here, you'll see it's not exactly paradise. It's not as pretty as you might think. There's absolutely nothing to do, and no one to meet. Unless you're visiting a retirement home. The beaches ae nice, but even that gets old. Huricanes are the worst. It ains all summer long. The seasons don't change. It's just hot, really fucking hot, and somewhat chilly. More humidity and moisture in the air than a damn sauna. America's penis.

You live in Florida? Sucks to be you.

by WeWereInfinite June 13, 2010

Florida

Acronym: Fuckin' Lazy Old Retired Individuals Driving Around

"Man, this guy in front of me is soooooo Florida..."

by JT Nightwolf December 31, 2013