by whatcha lookin at my gut for December 8, 2010
Get the Japan Floors mug.A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.
I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.
by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006
Get the footstool mug.- A flooskin is where a guy stretches his ball sack and a girls takes a shot of any hard liquor off his ball sack while it's stretched out.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
"Hey darryl, can I have a flooskin?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"
Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"
Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
by Hooskin Flooskin June 2, 2013
Get the Flooskin mug.Floorswamps are usually unwanted female visitors that cause a general discomfort for everyone in their surroundings, they have been known to cause sloppy drunk girl problems within a ten block radius of wherever they are. Floorswamps usually make their appearances when alcahol is involved; their mode of transportation is currently unknown but further research is being conducted.
Floorswamp is a new term used to identify things that include but are not limited to; a festering parasitic annoyance that has been known to cause health hazards and also leave unknown slimey substances on your beer cans.
Floorswamps are generally known to attempt to mate with the male that they have latched onto no matter how unwilling the innocent victim is the floorswamp will continue try over and over again to attack the male victims body and private areas with her razor sharp buck toothed slimey floorswamp mouth.
Our current research has led us to believe that this swampy disease infests the female somewhere inside the birth canal where the mother has the rare bacterial swampymicitus infection from sitting on the wrong dudes face.
Floorswamp is a new term used to identify things that include but are not limited to; a festering parasitic annoyance that has been known to cause health hazards and also leave unknown slimey substances on your beer cans.
Floorswamps are generally known to attempt to mate with the male that they have latched onto no matter how unwilling the innocent victim is the floorswamp will continue try over and over again to attack the male victims body and private areas with her razor sharp buck toothed slimey floorswamp mouth.
Our current research has led us to believe that this swampy disease infests the female somewhere inside the birth canal where the mother has the rare bacterial swampymicitus infection from sitting on the wrong dudes face.
Character 1: "Dude this girl was mad thirsty and was laying all over the floor of my apartment last night"
Character 2: "Damn bro sounds like a major floorswamp"
Character 1: "yea man she was mad swampy"
Character 2: "Damn bro sounds like a major floorswamp"
Character 1: "yea man she was mad swampy"
by Z. Pannata, C. Slark, Ronrad October 19, 2013
Get the floorswamp mug.When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.
Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018
Get the footshit mug."those guys are such floooses"
by savageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 25, 2018
Get the floooses mug.An amazing Indie hip-hop/rap group that has deep and meaningful lyrics and a diverse and catchy beat to set their songs. They don't go on about killing people in the hood, how hard their life has been, how many hoes they have, or about making money. They rap about real issues.
by Trick303 January 11, 2008
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