FLOORMATT PARKER

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

Floorage

This is an addendum to floordrobe.

My husband Tom uses a FLOORAGE system in our mudroom that works very well for keeping such items as empty wine and
beer bottles, recycling, shoes, a dog bed and general debris.

by CathyG December 26, 2008

floormat

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd

"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'

by dododoodod March 28, 2008

floorgie

An orgy sleeping session that occurs on the floor with many pillows, blankets, and other comfortable objects, such as the occasional dog-beg. Usually consists of all males. Clothing optional.

I cannot wait for our floorgie tonight.

by BMC2009 July 5, 2009

floorgasm

fl~oor·gaz·um( P )
n.

1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.

Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).

by Kritzinger January 7, 2006

floorgasm

The act of masturbating while on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.

I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...

by doomsong123 February 5, 2007

floorgasm

when you have an orgasm on the floor

oh me and my girlfriend had a floorgasm last night

by zadowmanic October 24, 2010