Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010

homo flexus

someone who flexes on his bitch

Scientist: 'This right here is a homo flexus'
Homo flexus: 'Check my Rolex doc'

by BatroniekBochtwerper June 7, 2018

My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

by R.P.M. November 6, 2005

Flexabust

(Red, from the movie Pineapple Express)

Escaping from constriction.

"I'm gonna flexabust outa here"

by 3ig3ang January 11, 2010

flxas

very cool guy

Likes doritos

Hi flxas do you want doritos

by flxas June 8, 2021

fleasquito

a creature of deadly capabilities that makes you itch real bad. If you are bitten and cant tell whether it is a flea or a mosqito you are dealing with a fleasquito. A fleasquito has deadly flea like fangs with the wings of a mosquito it is incredibly ugly and is paticularly attracted to the most sexiest of humans. often die before they reach maturity due to the fact that they are inclined to mate with their prey's skin and forget completely about feeding. Found where there are sexy girls and a hot climate. The fleasquito also goes by the name "carlos hose maria" due to its mexican origins and its stuble.

oh no it feels as if i have just been been slapped across the leg with an incredibly spicy and sharp taco! it must be a fleasquito

by jamcola December 8, 2010

flexes

dirty thingz two people do 2gether behind the scenes

ashley n mark are gonna run sum flexes

by whitepplrstupid July 19, 2005