Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.

Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"

by Jsjjdbcjxn April 20, 2018

Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020

Flamey

a very very very quirky individual who is angry and quirky so very quirky and special and not mental illness or a sociopath (cough cough spicey go get help) . Flamey is a very talented person who can DEFINITLY beat spicey in an arm wrestdel. i am very sexy cheese please marry me again i love u
quirky

cheese: oh my god flamey moment
spicey: stfu i am not a small cunt
cheeese: lol quirky

by Quirkmeister June 6, 2021

flampoo

When you take a shit and your ass is burning.

Flaming poop

Last night I had tacos and beans and today I have a bad case of flampoo

by Sprdve June 12, 2021

Flammy Alert

its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox

Holy shit! Xander got into a Flammy Alert!

by WWW.COMPASS May 25, 2023

Flappy Bird

The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...

WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.

John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!

by fatbich February 4, 2014

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014