flailing pean

is the action of a pean (penis) wiggling and jiggeling in an uncontroled mannor like waving in the air and winking at all its fans who are looking

paul telepan:yo santini so were like their peans flaling for everyone to see?

santini:flailing pean!?!

by Angelica & Nicole (Lica and Nykes) January 14, 2007

fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.

Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.

by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011

bikini flail

(usually plural, ie bikini flails)

The chest of a very well-endowed and skimpily dressed woman, who looks like she could slap you unconscious with them.

I asked Maureen for a closer look at her rack, but she knocked me out with her bikini flails.

by MatthiasFW September 29, 2006

Flails

A Flail is the two flaps of a womens vagina.

Jhon: damn dude when i did that chick she had the biggest flails!

by XXX_PANCAKE_NIPS July 16, 2011

Flail Artist

A term used to describe a person that doesn't follow through on plans that had been made, whether the plans were of important nature or not, there always seems to be a fantastically unbelievable, or stupid, reason behind this person leaving his/her friends hanging. To not follow through is to flail, or leave hangin'. When skills are developed in particular areas, displaying creativity and talent, one is considered an artist. To show skill and creativity in blowing off friends, for a legitimate reason, or from plain laziness, is a Flail Artist.

"I should have known, even though we talked yesterday about how I really needed a ride to work today, he blew me off, I'm sure hes got an awesome excuse, damn it he always does this, hes such a Flail Artist.

by Cuddle1Puddle July 6, 2010