sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.
by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008
1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.
Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...
Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
by 13stewda September 20, 2009
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
by Kipst3r September 15, 2013
by StopSpacism November 28, 2022
To jerk (masturbate) of
by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021
When you lay flat on the reclined passenger seat of your car, stick your legs in the glovebox , and a companion shoves a mini handheld flagpole into your rectum, followed by a barrage of heavy cream fired into your mouth at an approximate speed of 15 mph.
by shahahas May 21, 2024
A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.
Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”
by Stephen Barry February 03, 2025