fatzoid

A term used to degrade lesser beings who are fat.

"Behave yourself, fatzoid!"
"Whoa, get a load of fatzoid over there!!"
"Can't you read the sign fatzoid? NO FATZOIDS!"

by Lurr May 23, 2006

Fitz and Aria

(Noun) - Having intercourse/hooking up with a generally young, attractive teacher. A 'Fitz and Aria' is generally on accident, and not meant in a creepy way. (The teacher is not a perv, just in love with the wrong person.)

Based off of the ABC Family TV Series, "Pretty Little Liars." Mr. Fitz and Aria hook up and later find out that he is her new teacher.

L- "Do you see how Mr. C looks at Stacey?"

R- "Yeah, they're totally pulling off a Fitz and Aria."

L- "That's hot."

by Cats_Dont_Dance July 27, 2011

FITFO

“Figure It The Fuck Out” The definition is the answer to, “What the hell does that mean?”

Friend: What does that even mean?
Me: FITFO
Friend: Huh?
Me: The answer is the definition; “Figure It The Fuck Out”

by Hades_31 August 23, 2018

fitz

Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.

FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.

by Andrew Melvin April 26, 2008

muck fizzou

Muck Fizzou = Fuck Mizzou, or the Missouri Tigers. There is a big rivalry between MU and KU; Used by Kansas University (KU) Jayhawk fans, and is on some t-shirts.

I love the t-shirts that say "Muck Fizzou!"

by Jennie April 21, 2004

Fitton

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

Fitzmas

"Fitzmas" is the atmosphere of excitement and anticipation preceding the conclusion of Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury investigation into the Bush regime's treason and perjury.

My Fitzmas list has expanded from just Scooter and Rove; I secretly hope I get a Cheney indictment or resignation because I've been a very good boy this year.

by Reilly-o October 24, 2005