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Texas Firefighter

When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.
Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!
by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010
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The Firefighter

When you wake up late and you have to no time to shower and all you have time to do is get dressed and get out the door.
"dude i totally woke up 6 minutes before i had to be to work and i had to do the firefighter"
by Just on time February 14, 2012
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firefighter

any person (boy or girl) who fights fires, risks their own life to save someone else...They are AWESOME & REAL HEROES!!! screw oliver & trevor & richie who think that only men can be firefighters.....Women can do anything they want except penis models!(f.r.i.e.n.d.s)
the cheif of the DFD is a woman....
by kisel May 13, 2005
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Volunteer Firefighter

The bitchiest, most butt-hurt people you will ever meet.
When I told the volunteer firefighter to get out of my ambulance, he went and cried to the chief.
by Mediclover September 5, 2018
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firefighter

A firefighter is a person who trys to come up with a solution to a flame war that occurs between two or more people in an internet forum.
"wow jon good thing we have a firefighter in this forum cause if we didn't there would be no end to our debates."

"why do we have a firefighter in this forum? He'll never change my opinion"
by Perrin August 30, 2006
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Freighter

A Girl that is wasted, fat, ugly, emo and bitchy at the same time. We call this waste of space/human a Freighter.
dude... that bitch over there is so emo and fat and ugly! fuck it dude she's a fucking FREIGHTER!
by slimdibble69 May 19, 2006
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craters and freighters

most elusive packing and shipping company in the world.
Joshua works at craters and Freighters along with his jewish wannabe persian friend Doug Gould
by joshua herman August 19, 2006
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