finkle

To stalk; to become obsessed with; to be unnecessarily creepy or awkward in public or while socializing, like that one time when he texted you and said he 'lubbed' you; see creeper.

Zach and Finkle, together forever.

by I'm a troublemaker February 22, 2009

Finkle

Finkle is a word that was created so we could cuss without getting in troulbe.

2. male/female Genitalia

OUCH! That hurt like a Finkle

by tjbasv April 20, 2009

finkler stick

a stick routinely used to beat the fink, or snitch, until they either die or fall unconscious

get the finkler stick, roy. we got us a snitch."

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

Finkled

when returning a ping-pong ball with a smash but completely missing the table or hitting the net

you finkled that easy hit of the ping-pong ball by completely missing the table

by blockablocka December 13, 2012

finkle dinkle

A term used for when you want to have sex right at the moment.

You and me finkle dinkle right here!

by Irukandji12 December 24, 2007

Finkler

Used to describe a pedophile/rapist

Friend: "Do you see that old dude staring at you?"
Me: "Yeah, he's such a Finkler"

by Notwhoyouthinkiamatall December 30, 2013

finklematter

derived from the words finkle (a term meaning nonsense) and matter (a state that something's in) finklematter is a made up story

Emma: ... And then I slayed the dragon!

Alyssa: She is totally making up that story!

Taylor: I know! It's total finklematter!

by Escalator May 3, 2009