Finchem

The art of stealing shit from another man’s ass while he’s actually defecating and before it hits the toilet, as a means of payback.

Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.

by anonymous November 14, 2022

Finched

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.

"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."

by TotalLoss March 21, 2024

Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024

Finchness

The humble contribution to the success of a colleague or colleagues and positive participation in the evolution of the colleague community for the good of the whole. Trust, integrity and growth are the core values of Finchness.

She showed real Finchness when she won that new job but handed it to her new colleague; John noticed that Jane was overwhelmed by the volume of work, so he showed Finchness by offering to take over some of the tasks; the project was going to compromise the reputation of the whole community; Gill's Finchness caused her to take action before it was too late.

by DBazzz December 3, 2024

Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.

That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.

by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025

fanny fincher

1. A male who enjoys tossing the salad of other males.
2. A homosexual man who likes licking butt crack.
3. A very gay man.

fan-ee-fin-chur fanny fincher
1. George bush pretends he's straight, but we all know that he is a fanny fincher.
2. I saw him in the locker room with another guy being a fanny fincher.

by shugahhh aka vegas bitch February 5, 2010

bryson fincher

The hottest guy in earth every Bryson needs a makayla and every Makayla needs a Bryson their great for each other and will last forever no matter what kinda argument they get in.

Definition of Bryson fincher

by Finchy finch January 18, 2017