Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, and then snorting it back out.

"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."

by J-Unit138 October 21, 2012

filthy tuba

The act of removing a living being's intestines from their body and subsequently tying of either end while filling it with air to mimic a long balloon. The balloon is then bent and twisted into a balloon animal. Sometimes, instead of an animal, a tuba is tied, hence the term "filthy tuba" is derived. These balloons are commonly distributed by juggalos at County fairs in southern Minnesota, targeting a market of children between the ages of the and twelve years, preferably family members of the initial victim. For best results, pop the balloon shortly after distribution to invoke the most delicious and savory shock and sorrow within the child.

"Hey, did you see that clown at the fair the other day handing out free balloon animals?"
"Those weren't balloons, they were filthy tubas!"

by The SkyboundJester June 26, 2015

John Fitch Vodka

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

filthy inmate

Sexual encounter in a public facility, involving 2 men. The catch is, that one man must deficate, while the other dips his tool in the excrement, & uses it as anal lubricant.

I went to the local YMCA for a swim, and afterwards, I couldn't shower because the stalls were so defiled from someone taking a filthy inmate a couple of minutes earlier.

by ralpho ralph March 1, 2009

Abercrombie and Fitch

You're nothing if you're not Perfect...

First off, I used to work as an in store model in the London store of Abercrombie and Fitch. I didn't go for the job because i loved the store or the clothes(actually i'd never even been in!), i got scouted and thought i'd have a go as i need some extra money. At the interveiw/casting we had our pictures taken and then sat in a group and were asked questions. One of which was "why do you think diversity is important in the work place?"i answered the question and didn't give it another thought until I got the job and went for the training day. We sat in a small room waiting to start and i look around. Every single girl in the room was over 5'8", thin and gorgeous. Every guy was muscular tanned and very attractive. As the day went on and the rules came out it got more and more clear that they didn't want even the tinest bit of diversity. They have a mold and the expect you to stick to it. Everyday before you work you are checked by the "visual" team. If they deem you unfit to take the floor, you get put in the stock room underground. I completely agree with some of the people saying "it's just a store! let people wear what they want!" but at the end of the day it's not. It's a brand image that makes kids believe you're nothing if you're not perfect.

by Cassie A July 4, 2009

filth bag

Someone of filthy mind and mouth.

Lauren is a complete filth bag but tries to deny it.

by correctionalshoesboy June 25, 2004

filthy mudcunt

We are all familiar with the underrated yet infamously potent insult, "filthy cunt". Any female who does not cringe upon receiving that succession of succinct wording is truly soulless which ironically happens to be the kind of thing that deserves such labeling. This particular upgrade places a special emphasis on the young lady's alarming rate of promiscuity. I hesitate to publish such a powerful insult publicly since I fear it will be overused. Do not release this gem from your arsenal unless the cumburping gutterslut really causes the last straw to break.

Jose Contreras: Today my girlfriend tried to apologize to me for getting double teamed by the Mexican yardworkers while their homies filmed it all.
Bruce Lee: That filthy mudcunt...
Jose Contreras: That's what I said! Unfortunately it didn't register as insulting to her since she has no soul to speak of.

by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007