faff [faffer]

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing

I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs

by Nina24 June 30, 2005

FFFFF

"Find them, French them, Finger them, Fuck them, Forget them"
A derogatory acronym used mainly by frat boys referring to girls.

This weekend's beach party will be great, FFFFF !

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 2, 2018

Fafflequag

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

by MarcelM February 10, 2008

flaffer

The long brush-ended object used in cleaning a toilet.

a) What you really used the flaffer for that?

b) Yeah, I totally need a new flaffer my old flaffer isn't flaffing enough anymore.

by Streekdaman December 25, 2011

Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Original version of fffffuuu-.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I steps on LEGO.

by Comic World Busan January 13, 2017

faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020