Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
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To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.
Used in response to a rhetorical question.
To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.
Used in response to a rhetorical question.
"Stop being feptitious"
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A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.
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tiredness of the feet, presumably from being on them for a long time or after vigorous excersise.
tiredness of the feet, presumably from being on them for a long time or after vigorous excersise.
paul: cor, that (insert arbitrary distance here) (insert arbitrary method of foot related motion here) was tough.
john: i know, i feel a bad case of feetigue coming on.
john: i know, i feel a bad case of feetigue coming on.
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A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
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