farving

Taking nude pictures of you genitalia while wearing crocks and sending it to a female's phone.

Brett got caught farving when Ashley showed everyone the naked pictures he took of himself while wearing the ugliest shoes imaginable.

by apollo_creed August 5, 2010

fertinaster

Defined as a person that doesn't know they're a failure.

Person A: Bobby is so cool!
Person B: Naah,He's just a fertinaster

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

Ferdinand

A man with goals asscheeks. Every time u smell them, u say, "oh yeah, let me smell that". And this is always and all the time. A Ferdinand is also a German term for jumping around in the barn with the chickens, before u sacrifice them too the great almighty CHOKOLAK! Why is Ferdinand the best person u always can smell a mile away? I can't tell you. The name Ferdinand is one of the worst names for kids, but not adults, so it's best too get it while your grown. Ferdinand´s have a pretty average penis length, but knows how too use it ;)

Heyyyy maboiiii, u see that massive Ferdinand person right in front of your eyes mahmainzzz?

Nah bruhhski I'm blind asfuck maguey..
Ah man I feel you.
Nicemahboii, I can smell he's asscheeks tho! Are they tasty or nah.
Ferdinand´s are as usual very tasty wachumean maboii?

by chipmunkchicken November 27, 2021

Franz Ferdinand

The awesomest band in the damn world!!!

I can't wait until the Almost Acoustic Christmas at the Hollywood Ampitheatre!!!!

by Take Me Out November 28, 2004

Fervid

Adjective:

1. Of a suave or alluring nature.

2. Cool-with regards to status and temperature.

Those shoes are simply fervid.

by spaeke January 18, 2011

ferginize

when an asshole takes an event that has nothing to do with race, gender or sexual orientation and turns it into a racial or bigoted issue.

A little white girl goes to Dairy Queen and purchases a vanilla ice cream cone. An asshole then considers her racist, her parents racist, loots and burns down their house then brings in Reverend Al Sharpton to Ferginize the issue.

by D. Wilson Caldwell April 16, 2015

rio ferdinand

£30 million pound england and manchester united defender born in Peckham hated by leeeds fans as he left them to join a better club.

Glen johnson is going to be the next rio ferdinand

by Taylor November 23, 2003