fecal gram

When one deficates in a small box. then packages it up real nice, gift wraps it and sends it on its way to ones house with no return address.
Dude Charlie left me an upper decker so I mailed him a Fecal Gram
by Edgemin August 31, 2006
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fecal roster

That mofo just moved to the top of my fecal roster
by Grue December 15, 2003
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fecal baby

(insult to call someone) baby whose mother's pregnancy was caused by semen leaking out of her anus, into her vagina
so im guessing you were a fecal baby?
by Julia November 27, 2003
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fecal balls

When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.
Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.
by Jasper73 August 08, 2019
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Fecal Astrology

Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.
by Alexisycho January 11, 2012
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fecaled johnson

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
by Marty/huck July 03, 2017
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Fecal Bifeciation

The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.
Today, I shit in class, and had to use fecal bifeciation to hide the evidence.
by BC September 03, 2003
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