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Got me fucked up

1. When someone has underestimated you, or your worth.

2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.
You got me fucked up when you texted me at 2a.m. talking some bullshit about why you are staying away from me, when in reality I'm staying away from you because you are immature and stupid.
by WhoA May 27, 2014
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fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
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Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.
by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018
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i need to get fucked respectfully

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.
by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021
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fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.
"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."
by Jenesis September 9, 2004
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Fucked Up Hairline

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.
Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg
by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009
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Stat Fucked

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.
"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
by DNG1981 January 2, 2011
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