Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

Fateen

I word used to describe a guy with a huge physique. He thinks he is a genius, but everyone around him knows that he’s as fucking retard.

Me: Yo look at that autistic fatass over there?
Friend: Oh he’s like the “Fateen” of our school bro

by SomeHandsomeDudeeeeeeee November 18, 2020

Fatmungus

Usually associated with someone of superior quality. Used in discontent.

"Whats up fatmungus?"
"That dude is fatmungus."

by Joshua C Carr November 7, 2006

trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008

Fateen

A smart and intelligent boy who gets all the girls

Thanmay: YO! Did you hear about Fateen?
Krish: Yeah he slept with my mom!

by RealOfficialEnglish October 6, 2020

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues

In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.

I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.

by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019

Fatman Index

A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.

"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"

"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."

by The Ripper April 1, 2005