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Fastigio

A thot and annoying person. Who can't ever mind their own business
by chorizon May 8, 2015
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Fiesta Fasting

The act of deliberately choosing not to eat before partying in order to get drunker much faster than normal.
John knows he's going to have to play catch-up at the party, so he plans on fiesta fasting beforehand in order to elevate his buzz to a whole new level.
by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011
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Man Fasting

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.
Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.
by bakchoy March 29, 2010
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fastion

A fastion is term used by Minecraft Speedrunners if they see both structures, Bastion remnant and fortress pretty close together in the nether dimension.
Guy 1: Bro I have a fastion rn! This run might pb
Guy 2: Good luckk!
by jayyyyyooooooooo July 12, 2021
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juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.
"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"
by choo mama December 9, 2008
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Fasties

A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.

They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.
Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!

Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?
by Roro-Retaliation October 16, 2007
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fastibation

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.
by vectus October 27, 2003
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