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Fartgolf

A game played by shooting a golf ball out of your ass
"Dude, I just watched Ethan shoot a hole in one, that was the best game of fartgolf ever"
by RODENUT January 11, 2016
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factsolutely

A bonding of the two words "facts" && "absolutely"; like saying "factz" or "100%"
"Did you get that promotion last week? Factsolutely!"
by thefutureis October 19, 2016
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fartoholic

- "You're such a fartoholic"
- "No I'm not! I just fart a lot"
by thebearminimum June 26, 2017
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Farsougapheeze

When one exerts all bodily functions at the same time. (Fart, Poop, Cough, Sneeze, and Pee.)
Dude, did you hear? Jeremy let out a big Farsougapheeze!
by Cuzsie May 11, 2022
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Farthole

Farthole (noun). Definition: The origin of fart gas and/or genesis of the funky fresh scents of one's bowels.
As used in a sentence: 'As John relaxed, his farthole opened releasing the sweet gaseous remnants of his chili cheese
by PartyMonkey2000 July 17, 2022
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Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.
I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.
by Anal Czar September 9, 2010
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fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.
After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.
by Alabaster Al August 16, 2008
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