optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Fartalizer

Any food or drink that helps you grow farts. Foods that make one fart.

Your mother's beans are some of the best Fartalizer around, one bowl and I am farting all day long.

by Mike the tolerant one August 30, 2021

fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.

Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!

by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Fertilized Facial

Ejaculate a flavorful mask of tiny humans while providing benefits of age rewinding, glowing, tight skin.

The spa's special is a fertilized facial.

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026