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Farter The Kid

"Farter The Kid" is the name of an individual who is a proud member of the "Fart Boys." Farter The Kid prides himself upon his ability to fart not only numerous times a day, but also the horrid stench that emits when he rips. He does not only rip farts, as he also rips rap beats. As he writes numerous hip-hop tracks about his life, and of course, farting.
"Farter the Kid" thats my mothaf***ing title, my Dad farts too, hes my mothaf***ing idol.
by Fart boys December 11, 2009
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Farmers Tan

A tan appearing only on the face, neck, and arms. The rest of the body is untaned, and so uppon removing ones shirt there is a distinct line appearing at the collar and arms. A result of working outdoors in rolled up sleeves, T shirts, or sleeveless shirts.

Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)
A Farmers Tan; The only tan worth working for!
by Grayor©hid December 9, 2008
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Fartesy

To intentionally fart to cover someone else's (fart) out of courtesy.
I had to make a fartesy so that Jenny wouldn't feel so bad about herself at the dinner table last night.
by yemadafaka October 19, 2010
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Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.
I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.
by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013
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Rainbow Farter

Used to describe a person that is an image of perfection - so perfect that they shoot rainbows when they fart!

Appropriate when you feel tired of complimenting someone and want to give them an alternative choice of sweet words
To a beautiful, smart, powerful and successful female who pulls off anything she intends to and manages to be a leader of her time: "You rainbow farters are too good to be true"

When you enter law school: "Well here is a community of obnoxious rainbow farters"
by WannaBeARainbowFarter January 6, 2014
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Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014
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Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream
Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)
by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009
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