farthammer

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive

"Dan is such a farthammer"

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

Fartcheeks

1)In reference to someones ass/buttocks/buttcheeks.
2)In reference to an ass that posesses a pungent odor.

1)I'm going to stick it right in her fartcheeks.
2)Damn,you need to go wash those smelly fartcheeks.

by Le`on Diego April 27, 2003

fartcakes

A word used instead of shit, fuck, etc. i actually could mean anything you want it to mean. Fartcakes is just a fun word to say randomly.

"Oh fartcakes! I hate her so much! That girl is such a fartcake"

by Rae' January 29, 2008

fartcannoning

The words and ideas that come out of some smelly fucking shit mouthed meninist anti-sjw vampire to irritate the holy fuck out of women and other minorities.

Dumbass lil white boy: Women and black people are so dumb ahaha
Me: Keep fartcannoning that ugly ass thought process of yours. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!! BAHAHA!

by Duckingchickenhammit July 6, 2015

Fartcap

Fartcap, cheeky noun, political

Bipartisan, Uni-sex, peaceful alternative to a Pussyhat or MAGAhat, allows men to tip hats at ladies in chivalry as opposed to telling them to blow it out their ass, while also permitting women to avoid the embarrassment of a public pussy fart.

They're total political opposites, they hate each other, they won't even look at each other when they fuck, but they're the happiest couple I've ever seen in my life. You can leave your Fartcap on.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019

fartcake

a cake made from durian fruit, which smells like a fucking fart to begin with. Can be found at a Chinese bakery.

"Anyone want a piece of fartcake?"

by MikeVBart September 28, 2008

fartcakes

sometimes mistaken as fatcakes when the 'R' key on your keyboard is sticky

mc, see you later fartcakes

by poppin my collar May 16, 2006