farnts

Barnyard animal farts.

-Wow, what's that smell?
-That, my friend, is the smell of farnts.
-What, have you been eating hay?
-Yes.

by Albeany February 13, 2010

Fadster

A portemeau of 'fad' and 'hipster.'Used mostly to distinguish between true cultural hipsters from the retired scene kids, who are fashion hipsters. Often, but not always, lacking the cultural curiousity and interest in abstract pursuits which define being a hipster, but rather associate in a bandwagon like fashion united in bad fashion, beer, and music.

Ex:
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."

Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."

by Bapataba October 26, 2012

fapstorm

When your internet slows down because everyone is coming home from work/school and watching porn in HD. Especially prominent on the islands of Hawaii where there is very few internet lines leading to mainland.

Guy1: "Why is the internet so slow all of the sudden?"
Guy2: "its the fapstorm man"

by jteas December 12, 2017

Farmstead

Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.

Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)

by Rovers1875 April 2, 2018

fagstickicism

The act of one being a FAGSTICK and/or the study of fagstickicism

Wyatt and Ryan were being FAGSTICKS because they were acting like retards, they both study fagstickicism

by Fagstick December 24, 2020

Farmtown

The scurge of the American workplace. A highly addictive spyware application disguised as a game, in which you build and upgrade your "farm" and hire people to harvest and plow for you, as well as get hired to harvest and plow for others. You earn "coins" for crops sold, and you can "buy" things from a "store" with the earned coins. You can also hang out at the market and chat if you can stand to see the little beggars degrading themselves all for a few fake coins to buy fake merchandise. This app can be found on Facebook or Myspace.

Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.

1. Robin spent all her time playing Farmtown at work, and was taken by surprise when the clients starting pulling their accounts for non-compliance.

2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005