Lord Farquaad

Literally Marco

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco

by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

Farquat

Bipolar self centered jackasses who think their already a rockstar. They are generally short and fat and have a small penis. They also give whatever poor arbitrary girl they can find Herpasyphacockalaids is the back of his Jeep, and on occasian swine flu. Often have random outbursts of anger when insulted about hot cousins, minimal amounts of hot chocolate, and people not picking up their trash. Beware, they attract demon chairs like black people to a KFC. They generally claim to smoke alotta pot and sit in class going "dude I'm so high," like a strait deuche.

"dammit i just got farquatted :("
"Why's he acting like such a farquat"

by Memonstrosity4 January 9, 2010

Lord Farquaad

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

Farquaad

Lord Farquaad is the main antagonist in the movie Shrek. Can be used to as an insult to people. Meaning: An asshole; faggot; gay; stupid; non-Shrek believer; little bitch

HAHAHA! Look at those farquaads!
You're a farquaad!

by Shrek123 October 29, 2014

farquat

the very small lord from shrek, he is quite a small weaner however obession with him is an easy trap to fall into

i personally would describe greg as a farquat

by sam \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'eins\\\\\ March 28, 2003

farquaads porch

An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.

Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.

by naruto uzumakemewet March 28, 2017

Farquaadic

A word to describe something that is reminiscent of Lord Farquaad

"Your boss is looking pretty farquaadic today."
"Yeah, it's the hair for sure"

by Expl0si0n May 16, 2020