Falafel

A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

by SoPM February 24, 2012

falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

by Urban Dictionary September 7, 2007

Falafan

A fan of falafel. The falafan does not have to love falafel; they can merely like it. However, the ones that love it are the more extreme falafans and clearly the most dedicated patrons of their coveted meal, except in extenuating circumstances.

Patty: "Want to go grab some falafel?"
Eunice: "Patty, you freakin' falafan. Let's have coffee or something; we don't want you to get fala-wasted."

by Courage Wolf's Minion December 3, 2010

falama

A generic term defined as being any edible substance to sustain a working group of musicians. Especially appropriate in the early morning hours.

"I believe your falama is burning."

by Dave Beatty April 14, 2006

falagai

very aggressive at first but is really fun when you get to a falagai you should be amazed if your friends with a falagai

person 1: whos that

person 2: bro thats falagai he looks mean but he's fun

by kuiololi February 4, 2022

Falafelkrieger

Falafelkrieger is a colloquial term coined to describe an individual who embodies both honor and a sense of being lost, inspired by the legendary Spanish knight, Raul, who had a fondness for falafel. According to folklore, Raul was known for his chivalrous nature and unwavering principles, but also had a reputation for being somewhat directionless. The term Falafelkrieger is used to evoke both admiration and a touch of bemusement when referring to someone with similar qualities.

"Being a Falafelkrieger means balancing honor and uncertainty, just like our friend Raul with his love for falafel."

by MaikeruDev July 20, 2023

brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).

Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.

by Butt Hurt Runner January 16, 2014