Fox fairytales

What fox news actually reports

Fox news: this inflation and gas prices is caused by biden and the democrats

CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax

Which would you believe more: CNN or fox fairytales

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

fannyface

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.

Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

failface

the utter epitome of a person who is equivalent to failure.
aka people who sit on facebook chat and argue over who fails more.

Haha do you see that failface over there? They look like Emiko or Omid.

by let's end this March 30, 2011

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014

Fairytale me

To make it sound/look like somebody's life is better than what it really is.

person 1: Ya, like you would know!? You have the perfect life!
person 2: Don't fairytale me, bro

by NormanS August 15, 2017

FairyTaehyungi

insert stupid shit
Your so lovely I’m so lovely I’m most lovely
CHickEn OinK
bark Bark Bark BarK

when FairyTaehyungi told me to do her urban dictionary, i asked her what she wanted, she wanted stupid shit so i gave FairyTaehyungi stupid shit

by hhhhhhhhhhahaaahii October 25, 2020

Fartface990

Stinkiest person on tiktok 😻✌️

Omg fartface990 is sooo stinky woahhh and sooo cool!

by Deeznuts😖 June 3, 2021