Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking

-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"

by H. Jane August 21, 2008

facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.

I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.

by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014

freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009

facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.

Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!

by LG- cuz lifes really good... April 20, 2009

facebooking

To be on facebook while doing something else.

Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."

by imnotbill September 29, 2010

stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.

I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.

by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008