FaceBitch

To go onto your FaceBook and bitch about your life.

My FaceBitch for tonite: Double effin' allergies got me (again)...thank goodness I ♥ my Benadryl

by elnguyen October 28, 2009

Facebonch

The act of being on facebook, such as chatting, creeping, etc.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you finish tomorrow's homework?
Guy 2: No man, Ive just been facebonching.

by JohnBeezy31 April 5, 2011

Facebitch

JFK...n' Dys...
1.To be on facebook and complaining about something.
2.Just Facebooking in general.
3. When Facebook is being a bitch(such as, facebook being slow, etc.)

Facebook Status:
I really hate my life...
Some people need to get a life...
I'm so depressed and I have no friends...
I am sad, I feel like I should "Facebitch".

by jfk1116/Dys October 31, 2011

FACEBITCH

FACEBITCH; One who actively participates in bitching on multiple Facebook threads, and posts daily.

"NO, rolling the dog over on his back to rub his belly is NOT some form of animal abuse, you silly FACEBITCH. "

by Jason Coolyard March 31, 2016

facebookhood

Your FACEBOOKHOOD is the closest group of your facebook friends, those who usually appear in your newsfeed. If facebook is a big city, your facebookhood (facebook + neighborhood) are those you see in newsfeed every time you open facebook... your facebookies if you will

- Why are you making all those WWE references when talking about the BCS?

- What can I say, you're not the only wrestling expert in the facebookhood!!

- What's going on in the facebookhood?

- Right now, everybody in my facebookhood is asking cats to send them questions to their inbox and they'll reply to them in their statuses!

- So I heard your mom joined facebook?

- Yeah I know, I guess we'll have to watch out what we talk about in the facebookhood now that my mom can see the news feed!!

by el patron himself November 19, 2010